the sweetness : theresa mccarthy

4/16/10
Arden's Song

12/26/09
Bella's Story

I'm gonna tell you a story here i go. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! So here I'm gonna start.
One day there was a girl. Her name was... Theresa Lin McCarthy! And her best freind was...

Bella Bellina McCarthy Green. They were really close freinds until...
Theresa came over to Bella's house.
"Mom she is really really nice!"
"Yes she probably is but. I don't know her parents or her."
"Get her out of the house she is all covered in rags!" Her mother yelled back at Bella.
"But mother I."
"Bella no buts I don't want to talk about it."
"Fine I will go get ready."
"No! Darling you are not taking her out you are to stay here."
"Then what should I do? Toss her on the street? Push her out the door?"
"Tossing her in the street would be nice."
"I will not do it."
"You made the suggestion." They fought on and on.
Bella went upstairs after a little while.
"I have a plan I will disguise myself as Bella then throw her into the street."
she started by sewing what Bella calls fashion.
"Mom what are you making? More clothes for me possibly."
"No actually it's something for me."
"Oh well I have to take Penny for a walk. Take care of Theresa." After Bella left she started talking to herself again.
"I wonder if Bella will notice?"
"Notice what?"
"Wow I I thought you took Penny for a walk!"
"I am bye."
"You have fun."
"Now to make my plan happen."
And she took Theresa by the arm and led her to the window. Where she would now throw her out into the depths of the street.
Lucky for Theresa her mom came early.
"Ohla madre me perdi ustedes."
"We got you mom Hahahahahahahahaha."
but then her mom woke up.
"Phew it was just a dream."
But then it really happened

9/24/09
Drawings by Arden
The Vaguely Alarmed Series

Self portrait